Category: Joke Board
This chick could definitely benefit from some time with Martha Stewart.
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MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend
home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved
the rice any.
THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the
garden.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl
and beat it. There must have been
something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the
same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten
before talking.
SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find
was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in
the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,
much to my disappointment!!!